Re: Fusion...
I've solved the problem already.
I buttered a slice of toast on both sides, wrapped it in copper wire, attached the wires to a sort of hoop so the wires never get tangled, then dropped the toast to the floor.
Because it can never land butter side up (it's against the laws of the universe), it just hovers above the floor constantly spinning like a gyroscope toy on speed. The electricity generated by the spin is transfered through the hoop & is captured, controlled, & consumed by all the gizmos in my house.
I tried using a cat at first, but it tried to kill me when I brought out the butter...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
