I suck at FPS...
Start the game, spawn on the field, take a step, die because I stepped on a landmine.
Respawn, pick a different direction, take a step, die because a sniper is slaughtering anyone respawning there.
Respawn, duck, pick a different direction, take a step, get run over by a tank.
Respawn, duck, look around in a full 360, notice some good cover a bit off to one side, start to run for it, get turned into chunky salsa because the guy teaching me how to play the damned thing drops arty on my ass.
Respawn, dive to the side, roll up to a kne- die when the grenade someone threw at me lands at my feet.
Respawn, wait... wait... wait... nothing happens, take a step, oh look! another landmine.
*Sigh*
I suck so bad at FPS games that I shouldn't even be allowed to play them in the first place.
Anyone up for a game of NetHac-
*gets eaten by the dragon*
DAMN IT!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
