Re: "We don't want to do as we're told!"
"By putting the bikes in a car and driving half a mile they could cycle in safety."
By walking the bikes along the footpath they could achieve that too.
There's an old saying that speed humps are put in place to protect children walking to school from cars carrying children being driven to school
The example above is a perfect example of someone's little Tarquin who's far too precious to walk.