Waking up...
At least there is someone to talk to, even if they are asleep for most of your working day.
With Google, on the other hand, calling them results in 10 minutes of being pushed around an automated phone system, before a message saying check out the relevant part of the Google website and being spat out.
Writing an email results in an auto-reply, saying that they receive so many messages, that they are auto-deleted and never read, please see the relevant part of the Google website.
In my case, there was no part of the website I could find that dealt with being DOSed by a Google server in California...