Re: heefee, heefy, weefy, wiffy....
I once briefly went out with a young lady from South Africa - quite a long time ago. I remember a conversation that went something like this:-
Shall I play some music? Anything particular you'd like to listen to?
Have you got any brid?
Sorry? Brid?
Brid !
Brid? Oh - Bread!
Yis!