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Crack police squad seeks help to flush out Australian toilet paper thieves

Arthur the cat Silver badge
Devil

Once caught, the perps should be locked up and issued fine grit sandpaper* for TP.

Once known as Izal Medicated.

*liberally doused with salt and vinegar

What's wrong with hot chilli sauce?

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