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Crack police squad seeks help to flush out Australian toilet paper thieves

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toilet roll theft

Some people got away with a couple of cash machines at a supermarket in Kent yesterday, after using a JCB to make a withdrawal. Mind you, the cash inside may soon be worth less than toilet paper the way things are going. If that happens, they can always swap the usages of the two around.

"Oh no, I forgot they're made out of plastic nowadays".

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