Re: @Phil
Anomalous Cowturd,
"> I’ve been trying to decide what I should go out and buy now in order to resell at an inflated price on ebay in a few weeks."
According to the 2 major 'reference works' (Demolition Man & Idiocracy) you should buy shares in Taco Bell, manufacture 'Morality Boxs' and start stockpiling the combination La-Z-Boy/Toilet !!!
P.S. Rat Burgers are an option for next year ....... I am sure many will 'buy that for a Dollar' !!! :) ;)