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Microsoft frees Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 from the shackles of, er, Windows?

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Coat

Use a cat. They're nice and soft - if you avoid the clawry bits. Pick a tortoiseshell one and no-one will notice. You don't have to put them in the wash, either, as they self clean. Very environmentally friendly.

My coat? Yes, it's that sloth.

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