Reply to post: Re: Bog Roll/TP Shortage?

As Australia is gripped by bog roll shortage, tabloid says: Here, fill your dunny with us

Tom 38

Re: Bog Roll/TP Shortage?

The logic goes like this:

I'm safe at home

I can catch disease from the people outside

If I've already got the disease, I can't go outside

What if no-one delivers more toilet paper to shops because they're all sick

I don't like wiping my butt with my hand

I'm going to buy 3 months of toilet roll

Do like the Romans I say, have a nice sponge and give it a good wash afterwards.

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