Re: "On the other hand, they might complain anyway, even with the freshest stock."
More of a "try not to incite a violent mob at work".
As I said, it was probably one of the steps to BOfH-hood... :D
(Steps on a non-greased, well lit stairwell, with plenty of CCTV that IT can't access. Learn your lessons well, to enable you to get away with it easier...)