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Beware the Friday afternoon 'Could you just..?' from the muppet who wants to come between you and your beer

Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

The two hours' time isn't for solving the problem, it's for finding it.

Ajh yes, the old percussive maintenance rule.

£100 for fixing it, broken down as: £5 for hitting it with a hammer, £95 for knowing where to hit it.

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