Re: 'You brought nothing to the party but a six pack of regret?'
"Country Music is just sittin' on the floor drinkin' a bottle of Jack Daniels with the big, lonely, salty tears pourin' down your cheeks -"
Its like when you play a country music record backwards.
* Your Truck starts
* Your dog comes back from the dead
* And your Wife / Girl friend comes back to you