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Tea tipplers are more likely to live longer, healthier lives than you triple venti pumpkin-syrup soy-milk latte-swilling fiends

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Tea lovers that chug three or more cups of the warm nectar per week

Three... per week. Three's within the first couple of hours of each ordinary morning. Followed by countless more cups every day. From which dose do the negative effects kick in?

And El Reg, where's the cuppa icon?

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