Reply to post: So how much longer are you expected to live for each cup per week?

Tea tipplers are more likely to live longer, healthier lives than you triple venti pumpkin-syrup soy-milk latte-swilling fiends

Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

So how much longer are you expected to live for each cup per week?

No. of cups

3 - long

4 - olong

5 - oolong

6 - ooolong

7 - oooolong

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