Back in the day when computer mice had balls - and M$ decided to have a go at joining the fun with their own mice.
Opened PCTools, hex edit mouse.com and replaced "Microsoft Mouse" with "Machosoft Moose" wherever I found it. Saved the file, and copied the edited mouse.com (which was still working) to other DOS computers.
Sadly nobody picked it up :(
Biting the hand that feeds IT
