Pro BoFH Tip: Make the most of a crisis
Just following these simple steps:
1) Generate a slide-deck (or PDF) from your Firewalls, showing all the port-scans and dodgy looking URL requests over the weekend
2) Share slide-desk with your CFO and mention "It was lucky you spotted these, and had to spend the weekend monitoring and manually blocking them from accessing the Accounts file share"
3) Finally, enjoy your new shiny Firewalls and Coffee Machine