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TikTok boom: US Army bans squaddies from using trendy app on govt-issued phones

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Re: social media data hoovering is an obvious security risk

"You don't secure things by letting people kick the door in"

The Royal Navy secures a building by shelling the surrounding countryside until there's nobody left to break in.

The Fleet Air Arm secures a building by dropping a couple of helicopters full of Royal Marine Commandos on the roof and sitting back to watch the fun.

The British Army secures a building by flattening it with Artillery fire, then sending in the Parachute Regiments, the SAS and the Armoured Division to defend the rubble.

The Army Catering Corps secure a building by filling it with ration packs.

The Royal Air Force secures a building by flattening it then constructing a hotel on it and going on Extended Operations therein.

"Military Intelligence - the world's greatest oxymoron!" :-)

(posted anonymously because my boss thinks Skippy's List is a great addition to the Field Service Manual...)

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