Re: AKA Libertarians ... Crossrail variant
Three engineers are talking about their dogs. The electrical engineer says, "Watch what mine can do. Hey Tesla, do your thing!" The dog runs around, digs up rubbish and assembles a lamppost, pees on it and it lights up.
"That's bloody amazing" says the civil engineer who then says to his dog, "Foster, build something". The dog fetches wood and assembles a modernistic kennel, fully compliant to NHBC standards.
The mechanical engineer says, "I am amazed at both of your dogs but watch this. Crossrail: off you go!" The dog digs up as much metal as it can, creates a small railway and engine, realises that it does not work so screws the other 2 dogs and tries to get more money out of them.