Free Markets
NHS People: you will *love* Free Markets!
Free Markets will make sure that the entire health system runs as efficiently as possible.
And you'll have the expertise of your Friends in the U.S. who have perfected the Free Market Health System to help you out.
As well as your friendly pharmaceutical companies who are working hard to deliver the best medicines to you (wait until you English folk try out the latest craze in the States. They are called Opioids and they are the biggest thing since the British Invasion. You won't be able to put them down.)
And you'll have the reassuring presence of Google to ensure that you are getting the best in algorithmically generated patient care.
The Future is Free!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
