Re: AKA Libertarians
A surgeon, a civil engineer, and a politician were arguing about who had the oldest profession. The surgeon said, "Eve was created from a rib removed from Adam, which surely makes surgery the oldest profession."
The civil engineer said, "Yeah, but before that, the universe was created out of chaos and darkness. Sounds like a civil engineering job to me."
The politician said, "But who created the chaos and darkness?"