Re: Report from my unimPRESSed department
"The Election Flying from the Conservatives that came through my letterbox read like the 'Arnie does it best' clippings Rimmer had on his wall in Red Dwarf"
Yes I've been lucky enough to have been leafleted by the three main parties - they all manage to seem equally awful but in completely different ways.
They foolishly appear to think that the bollocks they print in these things will affect my vote - I'm afraid that will be decided by whose leaflet is gentler on the derrière when I wipe my arse with them...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
