...at the annual Techie Platform party...
*thumping music and various platforms gathered around chatting and having a good time*
*door bursts open and Uncle Microsoft bursts in and struts about, the music stops and everyone looks round in silence*
Uncle Microsoft: Yay! Wooooooo! Paaaaartay! Woop woop!
Everyone else: *cringe*
*Uncle Microsoft leaves the room, music comes back on and everyone goes back to partying and chatting*