Re: "Twenty years of booting up your—BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP—Dreamcast."
I did care to replace the batteries .. once. Then just used generic memory cards. I even have an original Dreamcast memory card with the plastic warper still on, so it is in mint condition save the fact the battery most likely needs replacement.
The Dreamcast memory cards were too expensive, is one of the reasons the console didn't go well.