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We lose money on repairs, sobs penniless Apple, even though we charge y'all a fortune

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I beg to differ. Obviously, Apple accounting team team doesn’t sniff glue, but live on nootropics. It’s the customers who sniff.

Disclaimer: I own Apple products. 30 minutes or so with a bottle of toluene will always help with my buying decision.

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