Re: Jezza to the rescue!
It will be the broadest of bands, outward looking and open for business. We'll have a referendum about the definition of broad, where the party will back a 100mB/s¹ rate. Broadband for the many, not the few! Boris has consistently missed his targets to get broadband done and misled the public about the benefits. We will take a new direction.
I'd say you couldn't make it up, but I just did :-)
¹ yes, that's millibytes. Ed Millibyte will be broadband minister and the GPO will return to its core function of not giving a shit