Jezza to the rescue!
Don't worry folks! We'll soon have broadband all over the country, so that Tory diversionary plot to shift the not-spots onto 5G will be foiled.
Mind you, Jezza hasn't said how fast the Free National Broadband will run at, so don't be surprised if we're all levelled to 2Mbps to achieve the goal.
/s <- but actually I'm not sure...