Let me summarise the preceding 287 posts...
1. I love Apple and your laptop smells of poo and wee.
2. No yours does.
3. No, yours smells of your Mum's poo and your Dad's wee on toast.
4. No yours does.
5. So can't we just get the machines that suit us in terms of specs and price then, and agree to differ?
6. Oh Mr Poo-face is speaking again! Poo!