offer a service everywhere
Yes, those townies can subsidise our wonderful views of the rolling hills. And we'd like to keep our clean air clean thank you so you can now pay the tourist tax the council has so wonderfully decided to charge non-residents.
And we get full fat cable too now so we just order everything from Amazon and get that delivered for the same price as those in the cities. And the post. And the red diesel. Oh look, fresh lamb.