Re: @steelpillow and ImAlrightJack
"And here's your £500 from the sale of your car"
"I didn't want to sell it!"
"Well, I'm sorry. You could always buy another one"
"Yes. I see my old car is being advertised at £2,000 just one day later"
"Yeah. The markets are a little fickle"
"No you purposefully sold it for a quarter of its worth to your mate"