Re: politbureau and gulags
The politbureau would meet on his allotment in Islington.
The gulags would be built anywhere there is a Tory majority (Over 50% of the electorate voted Tory).
eg Henley on Thames
Can't have all those rich people missing out from the poverty that will befall the rest of the country.
With everyone working for the state there would be jobs for life and no incentive to work harder etc etc