Re: Obvious bollocks is obvious
It's definitely a scam of course, but I don't think technically bogus wording proves it.
In most companies, there will be technical experts who can actually do something, and then there will be marketing communications specialists who will be responsible for writing the emails that get sent to real users.
After a couple of days of the technical expert trying to explain what is going on to the marketing communications specialist (broken up by a few hours of them restfully banging their head against a brick wall), this is the sort of nonsense that will result.