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"Our Priority Evaluation service cost[s] $350AUD for most for most type of infections with the exception to [sic] Dharma and Gandcrab infections."
Soooo, I can roll up at an infected client, have a look at a few files and say "Yep, you got it!" and collect my fee?!
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That whole reply email oozes snake oil and was written by a shrewd BOFH