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Open wide, very wide: Xerox considers buying HP. Yes, the HP that is more than three times its market cap

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HP's market cap is based on their assets, calculated by multiplying their stockpile of ink by $3.71 a milliliter. So, 0.683 Olympic swimming pools, times...

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