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Cubans launching sonic attacks on US embassy? Not what we're hearing, say medical boffins

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opportunity missed

The CIA should have sent an ultra secret crew to the embassy with an "experimental countermeasure". Sugar pill, Doritos bag over the skull, maybe a pair of Beats headphones (shhh, they're disguised as Beats headphones, they're really an active anti-infrasonic countermeasure). Get a handful of staff in a super secure area of the embassy and let them know that they're part of the countermeasures test group. Make them swear to keep it secret, because we want the Cubans to think their weapon is working.

Hmmm, maybe they did that, the took the gag so far that they even had some medical researchers write a paper saying that the whole thing was psych..bgddhngvf

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