Capt'n, she cannae take any more. Any more bollocks about how wonderful smart meters are.
When I put the kettle on, I don't look at the meter. Power up the computer. Still no interest in smart meters. Can't see the point of them since they just show the steady supply of 240 volts AC. If they could do my tax returns, now then they'd be smart. But not before.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
