I was tiling that effing bathroom for months
Which is why my favourite DIY tool is my credit card..
Yes, it probably invalidates[1] my RealMan status but I really, really can't be bothered. Especially when there are deserving people out there who need my money and can do a far, far better job than I could ever do.
Apart from computery stuff of course. No-one else is touching that. It's MINE!
[1] Not that it was valid before.. And since I've been happily married for 30+ years it's not like I need it validated.