Re: I need an electrician
I think there's a simple test for a competent electrician.
Wire the lights to the door handle. If he dies on entering the room, then he wasn't competent. Thus you can harvest and sell his organs online in order to pay for a much more expensive electrician - who because you're paying £1,000 up-front for quick service will be much easier to book. Or you'll now have a full set of electricians tools in order to do the job yourself.
Worst case scenario is you end up dead, or in prison. In which case you don't need to worry about your broken lights anymore.
I'm not seeing any downsides here...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
