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Conspiracy loons claim victory in Brighton and Hove as council rejects plans to build 5G masts

HelpfulJohn

If it is visual aesthetics that are being complained about, disguise the things as trees; paint the mast brown and cover it with plasticcy, wood-looking stuff, paint the dishes green and fill in the space between them with leafy plastics.

If it's EM-radiation causing mass cancers and idiocy that are the issue (and this is possibly evidenced in the public by mass idiocy caused by EM waves generated by that huge radioactive radiation source in the sky. *Something* must be causing the current rash of tree-huggers and road-blockers) the Council could just pass a by-law coercing the installers to offer protective aluminium foil hats and undies to all citizens. With Al being cheap, that shouldn't cost much more than 1% of a single mast.

Or, as a Fantasy, SF solution that will never be politically viable, we *could* always educate the daft buggers. It would be nice if a modicum of critical thinking was tested for before a citizen was permitted to vote ....... or to breed.

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