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Re: Homing Pigeons

I would pay good money to see someone do this using a miniature squeaker, Bluetooth detector and remote control.

Picture the scene. Some high value person is peacefully having a walk. All of a sudden one pigeon or seagull appears, then two. Then four. Before they suspect a thing the fowl things all dump their loads simultaneously on the poor unsuspecting rich b*****d then fly off in random directions. I call it "Nature's Karma" :-) Mwahahahaha.

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