Re: Guest column
Disclaimer: don't do this!
If you've got root on the Linky, run a large miner behind it while it sends happy single lightbulb usage figures back to the grid!
Icon for those who didn't read my first line....
(though this is more the situation I'd be worried about overall, plus the remote disconnect feature that makes France unusually vulnerable to cyberattack)
Biting the hand that feeds IT
