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Microsoft Arcs up and makes Azure's manage-all-the-servers service a reality
Oracle adds Arm-powered servers with up to 160 cores to its cloud – must be why it sunk millions into Ampere
By the beard of Zeus! Arm takes another tilt at serious servers with SVE-capable 96-core Neoverse V1
Cisco bets on real-world events with overseas audiences resuming in late 2021
Microsoft muscles in on the comms API space to compete with Twilio and AWS Chime
Microsoft will release a web browser for Linux next month. Repeat, Microsoft will release a browser for Linux – and it uses Google's technology
Adidas now stands for All Day I'm Disconnecting All Servers as owners of 'smart' Libra scales furious over bricked kit
GNOME alone: FOSS desktop folk to start counting in whole numbers again
As you're scrambling to patch the scary ZeroLogon hole in Windows Server, don't forget Samba – it's also affected
It's been a vintage year for bug bounty hunters, says HackerOne as it boasts of $40m+ passing through its treasure chests
UK Parliament's human rights committee pushes for better protections of coronavirus contact-tracing data in law
This year’s biggest security flaws – coming soon to a screen near you
Microservices guru says think serverless, not Kubernetes: You don't want to manage 'a towering edifice of stuff'
Imagine working for GitHub and writing a command-line interface for the platform, then GitHub makes an 'official' one
Anglian Water fishes for on-trend laundry list – including low-code work – in £24m trawl
You can add comms API merchant Twilio to the list of tech firms that have seen biz booming thanks to lockdown
UK Ministry of Justice dangles £20m, seeks paper-free payroll services – this time for the judiciary
Ports in a storm: The Matebook 14 won't set your world on fire, but it's still a half-decent laptop
Oracle Zooms past rivals to run TikTok’s cloud, take stake alongside WalMart and ByteDance investors
It's IPO week and one of Wall Street's own is raising the spectre of a stock market crash
Second lockdown? Perfect time to unveil Teams Breakout rooms and another ginormitor – the 85-inch Surface Hub 2S
Royole's no chicken: Chinese firm goes in for another round with sequel to panned foldable
Apple Watch Series 6 isn't a step back for repairability but in its own way that's a leap forward
Happy Hacking Professional Hybrid mechanical keyboard: Weird, powerful, comfortable ... and did we mention weird?
To bring data down from the heavens, come to GSaaS, says Microsoft as it launches 'Azure Orbital'
SpaceX scuppered by weather once more as skygazers win a Starlink reprieve
Future airliners will run on hydrogen, vows Airbus as it teases world-plus-dog with concept designs
We're not getting back with Galileo, UK govt tells The Reg, as question marks sprout above its BS*
Humans suck so much at beating this pandemic thing that Microsoft's made an AI to enforce social distancing
UK govt urged to bolt tough legal protections onto Arm and protect jobs – or simply veto Nvidia's £31bn acquisition
Another reminder that bias, testing, diversity is needed in machine learning: Twitter's image-crop AI may favor white men, women's chests
Coding unit tests is boring. Wouldn't it be cool if an AI could do it for you? That's where Diffblue comes in
Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of 'Advanced Night Repair' skin cream helping NASA to commercialise space
Behold the Bloo Screen of Death: Bathroom borkage stops spray play
As we stand on the precipice of science fiction into science fact, people say: Hell yeah, I want to augment my eyesight!
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