Re: Solution to the problem
I'm also a GOM* who would rather drive and see the country side, stop when I want, eat when I want, then spend my time packed into a airborne sardine can which also smells like one.
You forgot to mention air biscuits.
Your method of travel also have the added advantage of not havening anybody from Kenya loom over you and demand compensation after getting a free air biscuit from your direction.