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Now that's integrity: Bloke sinks 7 beers, turns himself in. Cops weren't looking for him

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Dated a gal...

...who's dad was a cop, and he had some awesome "stupid inebriated citizen" stories. My favorite is when a crackhead complained that someone had stolen some of his stash:

"How much?"

"Five hundred bucks!"

"Still got some?"

"Yeah! See?"


Runner up... Cop and his partner are parked in a marked car in skid row, doing paperwork. Bum knocks on the window

"Gimme a ride home!!"

"Why the fsck should we?"

"I pay your salary!"

"BS! You don't pay ship!"

"You know how much taxes I pay on booze???!"

"Sir, I apologise. Where do you want us to go?..."

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