Solution to the problem
Install a special pod in the cargo bay, with pressurization, heat, etc. Place passengers with small children, 'comfort support' animals, etc., in there. Provide a means to be able to move drunk passengers down to it, even during flight. Extra points for being able to jettison the pod somewhere over the ocean should the infestation therein become too annoying to everyone else.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
