Re: Congratulations! You've been pardoned! We're connecting you to an operator now...
"I hope his jail cell has a phone that only takes incoming calls."
And *ALWAYS* at an INCONVENIENT time!
Oh, you're on the CRAPPER? *ring* *ring* "Your mi-cro-soft com-pu-tor has a vi-rus and needs our help. Please press 1 now to speak with a tech-ni-cian"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
