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Magnetic cockroaches, dirty money, wombat poo and posties' balls: It's the Ig Nobels 2019

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Two future poop Ig Nobels

First, genetically engineer dogs to poop square poop.

Second, create a Poopba that follows your dog on walkies and picks the poop up so you don't have to.

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