Reply to post: Re: Frustration

Are you who you say you are, sir? You are? That's all fine then

Allan George Dyer
Devil

Re: Frustration

@David 45 - "It's almost as it the whole thing is actually engineered to keep those pesky patients away"

And there you have it, the true purpose of these systems. Each part plays a role:

Long wait times: many callers give up

Incomprehensible and/or incomplete IVR options: more callers give up

Long hold times: more callers give up - remaining callers are highly frustrated

Frustrated callers explode in obscenities: Any enquiry reveals caller was abusive from the start of call, and therefore at fault

No supervisor available: no route for complaint, cheaper staff

They'll call you back: when hell freezes over

Has anyone mentioned the "you'll have to call Department X, they handle it", "Can you transfer me?", "No", "You're a bloody telecommunications company and you don't even have an internal phone system!!!". Give in, and you're reduced to starting at the beginning on Department X's system.

Hmm... add to my will, I'm to be stuffed (like Jeremy Bentham), any company or organisation that makes a mess of being informed of my demise gets a personal complaint visit to their most prominent office.

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