Apocryphal Stories
There's the one about the call centre operative who spent several hours trying to get the customer up and running with the just purchased computer.
After getting nowhere, operative asks customer "Do you still have the box?"
"Yes", replies the customer, "why?"
"I'm afraid you're going to need to package it up and take it back to the shop"
"And what do I tell them in the Shop? asks the customer.
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer". Click!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
