Re: Where in "keep and bear arms" does it say anything about them not being attached to an aircraft?
"The moment you're not touching the arm, you are not bearing it."
Hmmm. So it's therefore only legal to have guns if you're actually touching them! So storing them at home, under any conditions where you're not touching them, are illegal! And so are guns in holsters (you're touching the hostler if it's on your body, not the gun)! And gun racks on trucks! And...
OK, OK. I know. Back to the drawing board - sigh :-).